Lethal Dose

The “Poor Gabors” were found guilty! And have already started to pay for their crimes - in beauty:

That was then …

this is now.

She and Helen Golay, who was convicted of all four counts Wednesday, were accused of plucking Kenneth McDavid and Paul Vados off the streets, putting them up in apartments for two years and then having them run over in dark alleys. Two years is the period after which most insurance policies cannot be contested. Golay faces life in prison without the possibility of parole. She buried her head in her hands after the jury’s decision was read.

No doubt thinking of spending the rest of her life without hair and makeup - that is punishment!

Wishing she had stayed in the hair-removal business?

Rutterschmidt could be sentenced to 25 years to life on the conspiracy conviction. As the verdict was returned, she put her chin on her fist and looked blankly around the small, softly lighted courtroom.

The jury, which received the case late Monday, will continue deliberating the remaining counts against Rutterschmidt today. Golay’s attorney, Roger Jon Diamond, indicated that she would appeal. “The ladies did not do very well today,” he said.

From the LAT:

Sadly, the embedded code doesn’t work, but go here:
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The horseshoe for luck! Helen’s hair in the corner!
Priceless:

Olga: “They gonna lock you up!”

An attorney for a septuagenarian woman charged with murder in the staged hit-and-run killings of two homeless men told jurors Monday that his client was framed by her daughter, who was motivated by “intense hatred toward her mother.”

Roger Jon Diamond, who had delayed his opening statement until the prosecution completed its case in the double murder trial, told the jury that Kenneth McDavid’s death was clearly a homicide. But he said Kecia Golay, 44, was at the wheel of the Mercury Sable station wagon that killed him, not her mother, Helen Golay, 77.

Prosecutors said a tow record places Helen Golay at the homicide scene.

“That is the question: Who did this dastardly act, not how was it done,” Diamond told jurors.

The bouffant killers are on trial - oh, the one time I’d want to be on a jury! They must be miserable:

During the preliminary hearings, Helen Golay’s attorney asked the judge if his client could pluck her eyebrows and wear makeup at trial, but the request was denied.

Helen: ” … an aggressive landlord who often called police over minor parking and noise complaints. She once sued a woman for allegedly stealing leather skirts from her, and a health club after she got hurt on an exercise machine.”

Olga: “She has an expired electrolysis license, but it is unclear if she ever worked in hair removal. Rutterschmidt once sued Ralphs supermarket, saying stacked boxes fell on her, and often threatened to sue others.”

Now they’re being called “The Poor Gabors”! Wish I came up with that one.

Mark and I have been on a MGame kick about Eva’s horrible misspellings:

but this clip takes the cake: “A Day in the Life of Green Acres”

It’s Simple, Darling.

Zsa Zsa’s Miracle Car

Here’s some fun Zsa Zsa quotes.

PS. Save Zsa Zsa! Get her away from that awful “prince.”

There’s a small article and pic in the new Vanity Fair of Zsa Zsa and the Prince, but the real juicy stuff is at VF Online. Leslie Bennetts must have had a hell of a time keeping a straight face. She probably had to borrow some of Zsa Zsa’s botox:

Another claimed that, according to his stepdaughter Francesca, von Anhalt first told Zsa Zsa he had been robbed by three aliens, but she “told him to say it was three humans, because people would think he was crazy.”

This coming from the woman who played The Queen of Outer Space!

Here’s the naked Prince:

and here’s some Z from 1969:

“I don’t vish to vork like this!”

“I hate that qveen!”