Lethal Dose

I think Olga and Helen would make a fantastic movie, especially when they go to prison. It would be great to get my idol and mentor Tura Satana to play a prison guard, because she’s sexy and tough, and of course being a guard, she’d be allowed to wear makeup. She can punish them by applying eyeliner in front of their cells. I wonder if they’ll be in separate jails?

Speaking of Tura, I had the flu a few months back and we were e-chatting. She admonished, no, ordered me to stay in. “This flu can mutuate into pneumonia very quickly,” she told me. One does not argue with Miss Satana!

Sadly, more than a few people I know have gotten this dreaded illness, so I thanked her for the good advice:

Hi Donna:

I am glad that you listened to me as well. I would hate for you to wind up another statistic from that flu. Yes, it always pays to listen to Tura, especially if you want to live a nice long life.

Always,
Tura

From the LAT:

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The horseshoe for luck! Helen’s hair in the corner!
Priceless:

Olga: “They gonna lock you up!”

An attorney for a septuagenarian woman charged with murder in the staged hit-and-run killings of two homeless men told jurors Monday that his client was framed by her daughter, who was motivated by “intense hatred toward her mother.”

Roger Jon Diamond, who had delayed his opening statement until the prosecution completed its case in the double murder trial, told the jury that Kenneth McDavid’s death was clearly a homicide. But he said Kecia Golay, 44, was at the wheel of the Mercury Sable station wagon that killed him, not her mother, Helen Golay, 77.

Prosecutors said a tow record places Helen Golay at the homicide scene.

“That is the question: Who did this dastardly act, not how was it done,” Diamond told jurors.

WASHINGTON, Pa. (AP) — A hairstylist shot an unhappy client after she complained about her haircut, police said.

She thought she was getting a bad haircut, but police in southwestern Pennsylvania say when Lauren Newton complained, she got a bullet in the back.

Newton’s hairstylist is now facing charges of aggravated assault and reckless endangerment. Police say the two had been arguing yesterday about the style of the cut when the hairstylist left the room and returned with a gun. Newton and her sister tried to flee after the stylist fired a shot into the ceiling, but police say that’s when a second shot hit Newton in the lower back.

She was taken to a Pittsburgh hospital for treatment. Her injuries are not considered to be life-threatening. (But what about her hair?!)

The hairstylist is being held in a Washington, Pennsylvania, jail on $50,000 bond.

deleted scene from Female Trouble: “Dawn’s Hair”

Mark found this great site and it’s amazing we hadn’t seen it before. It’s full of juicy Hollywood tidbits, such as these:

Actress Attacked by a Gorilla-Like Man

1924 At midnight on June 9, 1927, actress Doris Williams, 21, also known as Doris Dore, was attacked here in her apartment at 1924 Argyle by an assailant who carved the letter “K” on different parts of her body. She told police that a gorilla-like individual broke into her apartment and attempted to attack her and when she hit him, he overpowered her and carved her with what she thought was a safety-razor blade. She fainted, and when she came to 30 minutes later, she was lying in a pool of blood. Police said that the wounds looked like they may have been made with a pin, needle, or a pen knife. The cuts and scratches would not disfigure her, she said. After several days of investigating , police suspected that she had made the story up but they were unable to prove it.

Women Capture Girl Bandit in Free-For-All

Miss Margaret Bell, 20, was arrested at 927 Burnside Ave. in July, 1931 while attempting to rob an apartment. She was taken into custody after she out-fought Mrs. J. Wood, whose apartment she was ransacking, and a neighbor woman who had gone to Mrs. Wood’s aid. Struggling like three Amazons, the women pulled hair, scratched and kicked, but the girl-bandit broke loose and got to the front door of the apartment building where she ran into the arms of two policemen, who had been called by other neighbors. She later told police that she would leave her hotel room at 729 W. 8th Street in L.A. every morning, take a bus to the Wilshire district where she looked around until she found an apartment where no one was home, then crawl in a window and rob the place.

Jaime, this one’s for you - Wonder Woman. Oops, it’s not the show - it’s from “Wonder Women” starring the fab Roberta Collins instead - even better!