“Donna, how about your friends?”
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Summer’s here, and the bustline’s are in bloom…
[inhales deeply]
Comment by Scott — July 21, 2008 @ 10:29 pm
It’s a revelation! Let the miracles begin!
The Word is out and the Boobist renaissance is here at last…
Comment by Arthur Ignatowski — July 22, 2008 @ 2:57 am
Yes, there was once a time when breast enhancement technology consisted solely of pointy bras that could put someone’s eye out.
Comment by Jim-Jim — July 23, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
Oh, sweetie. Did you *really* think that the black-box-across-the-eyes trick would work? In the immortal words of Rosie O’Donnell to Madonna: “You think there are men in this country who AIN’T seen ya’ bosoms?”
Comment by TJB — July 25, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
That’s why I’m vacationing in Palm Springs: because the fellas can’t see that far anymore. I can sing “Appreciation” all day by the pool.
Comment by Donna Lethal — July 25, 2008 @ 8:42 pm
If you’ve increased to a 40″ bust, you’ll *need* “the biggest brooch I’ve ever seen.”
Comment by TJB — July 25, 2008 @ 9:19 pm
Palm Springs eternal in a young woman’s chest, as they say!
Comment by mark down under — July 26, 2008 @ 11:55 pm
Donna,
To heck with the cream. I found a gel and I’m fnally full c -cup
yup
36″ 24″ 36″
technology is amazing.
They don’t even look like fake asian boobs. They are perfect. I finally know what it feels to say “my eyes are up here”
Comment by suki — August 13, 2008 @ 9:07 am
Is it Rodial Boob Job?! This is my new favorite product description:
“Always dreamed of a fuller bust but dreaded the thought of going under the knife? Rodial introduces a revolutionary formula in boob job.
Boob job works with your natural fat cells. As the fat cells move around the body after eating, boob job “blocks” the fat into the area where the product has been applied, so the bust and décolleté areas. You will see a gradual increase in cup size within 56 days as well as gaining an instant lifting and firming effect. Increase in cup size by 8.4%.”
And the instructions: “Use twice daily as close to mealtimes as possible. Use for 56 days to see an increase of up to half a cup size. After the 56 days, you can use it twice a week to keep up the good results.”
http://www.rodial.co.uk/boutique.php?f=&id=29
It must work, because “Victoria B” says so:
Testimonials
“this product works!!!! even after putting it on once you can see a difference! worth every penny!!!!” - Victoria b
Comment by Donna Lethal — August 13, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
Hahaha. Had I known. No this gel s really just like stuffing your bra with gummy bears.
Was is the stage or film version of Grease where they do the
“we must we must, we must improve the bust chant”?
Comment by suki — August 17, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
They have those bras that have gel inserts in them, but they kinda freak me out.
Comment by Donna Lethal — August 17, 2008 @ 10:11 pm