The stuff of nightmares
Marky sent this to me and it all fell into place … I have finally found the cause of my terrifying nightmare as a child: that of a giant bunny with saber-tooth-tiger fangs, which bit me on the arm, giving me my lifelong fear of giant bunnies.
Judge, may I present proof to the jury of my client’s longstanding mental illness? Her phobia is entirely to blame for the incident that brings her before us today. Her attack on the man in the bunny suit stems from childhood trauma and she is not to blame!
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“Mr Horatio Nibbles” - a Harvey ripoff for kids aired on Tv in our town circa 1971. There were only 6 channels to watch- you must’ve seen it like I did. I was riveted.
Comment by pantheonzeus — June 6, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
Jesus! He looks like a Death’s Head! Terrifying.
Comment by Eve — June 7, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
Is this the long-awaited English sequel to “Donnie Darko”?
Comment by mark down under — June 8, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
My five-year-old niece has enough sense to know that the guy in the Chuck E. Cheese costume is way too big to be a mouse.
Comment by Jim-Jim — June 10, 2008 @ 11:17 am