Lethal Dose

From TJB: Donna, please don’t hate me. Muscato tagged me, and I’m tagging you. It’s tag-team fabulosity.

My nearest book is SO fruity.

Okay, I’m sitting at my desk (at home) and there are a few books I keep on my desktop: all of Princess Luciana’s books, natch; “The Male Mystique: Men’s advertising in the 1970s” (no words, though); “A Dictionary of Saints,” “Bizarre: Vols. 14-26,” “Eat Your Troubles Away,” and “Zolar’s Message from the Stars.”

All would make a good choice, and all are equally close by. Is it cheating to pick one over the other? Why am I even concerned? Well … Princess Luciana is a regular feature, as are saints. Let’s go with “Eat Your Troubles Away,” which has a much better title than actual contents:

“A serious lack of manganese is accompanied by dizziness, poor elasticity in the muscles, tender eyeballs, confused thinking, poor memory. There is another side to manganese which we are just beginning to suspect.”

Oh no! I definitely suffer from tender eyeballs, because I must shut my eyes continually in shock from the fashion atrocities I witness daily in Los Angeles.