Donna Lethal

Judy Garland has been reincarnated:

Shrimp can see beyond the rainbow
LONDON (Reuters) - A giant shrimp living on Australia’s Great Barrier Reef can see a world beyond the rainbow that is invisible to other animals, scientists said on Wednesday.

Steve Irwin’s Ghost on a Rampage:

Canadian zoo investigates puzzling stingray deaths
CALGARY, Alberta (Reuters) - Officials at the Calgary Zoo remained baffled on Tuesday as they tried to puzzle out just why 34 of their stingrays suddenly died.

i know, it’s a different kind of stingray, but whoever invented this should have the same fate!

We already believe in apparitions, what’s the difference?
Vatican says aliens could exist

The Pope’s chief astronomer says that life on Mars cannot be ruled out. The official Vatican newspaper headlines his article ‘Aliens Are My Brother’.

Snake Man slithers out of prison cell
VIENNA (Reuters) - A man has escaped from his Austrian jail cell by squeezing through a food hatch in the door, police said on Wednesday.

‘Darth Vader’ spared jail in Jedi church attacks
HOLYHEAD, Wales - Hughes, who has a chronic alcohol problem, jumped over a garden wall and bellowed “Darth Vader” as he assaulted the Star Wars obsessives, who were shooting a documentary to promote their Jedi Church which was formed last year.

Thanks to Mark in Australia for the first two.