‘It Always Pays To Listen To Tura’
I think Olga and Helen would make a fantastic movie, especially when they go to prison. It would be great to get my idol and mentor Tura Satana to play a prison guard, because she’s sexy and tough, and of course being a guard, she’d be allowed to wear makeup. She can punish them by applying eyeliner in front of their cells. I wonder if they’ll be in separate jails?
Speaking of Tura, I had the flu a few months back and we were e-chatting. She admonished, no, ordered me to stay in. “This flu can mutuate into pneumonia very quickly,” she told me. One does not argue with Miss Satana!
Sadly, more than a few people I know have gotten this dreaded illness, so I thanked her for the good advice:
Hi Donna:
I am glad that you listened to me as well. I would hate for you to wind up another statistic from that flu. Yes, it always pays to listen to Tura, especially if you want to live a nice long life.
Always,
Tura
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I agree with you. I think that I would make a good prison guard and I would make sure that they stayed in line. I would strict but within normal limits. Hey, what are the normal limits in prison?????
It always pays to listen to me, when I tell you about certain diseases, I didn’t become a nurse for nothing.
Always,
Tura Satana
Comment by Tura Satana — April 18, 2008 @ 10:07 pm