Bee Mine, You Foul!
Nobody beats Capn Wacky when it comes to sick cards (and even better comments):
All three of the St. Valentines are martyrs which means they had horrible deaths. I like this one: “Of the third Saint Valentine, who suffered in Africa with a number of companions, nothing further is known.”
This sounds more like it to me:
From Chaucer’s Parliament of Foules:
For this was sent on Seynt Valentyne’s day
Whan every foul cometh ther to choose his mate.
Foul? Fowl? Fool?
