You can only guess what the “Intimates” section is like in the Vermont Country Store catalog when they refer to things as “personal discomforts.” Check out these swingin’ items for your next sexy night in …
Should “love,” “acetate,” and “panties” ever be used in the same sentence? Do I want acetate anywhere near my nether regions?
Cover that waist! I’m guessing these are for those types who wear their pants straight up to their boob line … if you can even distinguish it.
The others also point out their “nonbinding comfort” … I guess for under those muumuus and “floats.”
PS. They were out of black xmas trees at Borders (I know!) That sort of gives me hope. I bought a “deep purple” one instead, and put a devil-duckie on the very top.
