Holiday shopping made easy!

Filed under:Santa = Satan — posted by Donna Lethal on November 15, 2007 @ 11:47 am

I’m filled with holiday cheer, because it was 90 yesterday and I think it will be today, too. I like going into Starbucks and seeing all of the gifts and the tinsely things when I’m wearing a t-shirt and sandals. I also like getting emails like this one:

Dear Supporter,

Lead in toys? Mercury in mascara? Makes you wonder what else on your holiday shopping list is unsafe.

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It sure does! Send me a list so I know what to buy everyone. It will take the guesswork out of shopping - and eliminate most of next year’s recipients at the same time!

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light up, you sonofabitch.

2 comments »

  1. Wow, I love to see a smoking Santa !

    Comment by Kitty — November 15, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

  2. i wanna know what’s in the spasmolysis bag!!!

    Comment by Howie Pyro — November 15, 2007 @ 3:06 pm

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