”ALBURN HAIR-FLACHY BIG EYES-GOLD SHINY BAKINI”
Ebay horror of the week*. I don’t know what’s worse - this contraption, or the description! At first, I thought it was custom-made, but it appears to have been an actual … product. Howie, buy it! Update: he already has one!
WHAT A HOTTIE! —————-”TOY”
“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE FOR HER TO SHAKE YOUR DRINK?”
”SHAKING AND ALL STIRED UP!”
“HERE:: WE HAVE A BOMB SHELL OR AS OLD SCHOOL,”" BUILT LIKE A BRICK S_ _ T HOUSE!”‘
”PUT YOU DRINK IN HER PELVIS DRINK TRAY MADE OF MEDAL . PUSH THE BUTTON AND
WATCH HER SHAKE IT”
”SHE ROTATES HER HIPS ROUND AND ROUND”
”HER BODY IS SOFT TO THE TOUCH OF SOFT RUBBER”
”LEGS THAT STRECH FOR MILES” (LEGS—- 7”—DOLL 13” —OVER ALL 151/4”)
”Boo B’s TRIPLE –D’s”
”ALBURN HAIR—- FLACHY BIG EYES—- PINK LIPS—– GOLD SHINY BAKINI”
”NICE”
1969 POYNTER PRODUCTS.INC.
CINCINNATI. OHIO PATENT PED.
MADE IN JAPAN
BLACK PLASTIC BOX, HAS CARD BOARD TAPED ON BOTTOM, I AM NOT FOR SURE WHY, MIGHT BE MISSING BATTERY OR CAPOINT COVER. I HAVE HAD IT FOR 2 YRS NOW AND HAVE NOT REPLACED BATTERS ,IF IT HAS ANY, BUT IT WORKS GREAT. AS IS !
Here’s Howie’s, still in the box: 
*Thanks, Neal.
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I don’t know which is sadder - That it could be have been custom made or that it could have been massed produced.
Comment by Brian — October 2, 2007 @ 9:58 am
a staple from a time when every home had a bar in the basement. There were clocks that ran in reverse, and a Charlie Weaver martini shaker too - straight from the Arquette acting dynasty.
Comment by Scott — October 2, 2007 @ 10:06 am
Could I get a Manhattan up please? “HER BODY IS SOFT TO THE TOUCH OF SOFT RUBBER” Yeah. I bet.
Comment by Jamie — October 2, 2007 @ 10:11 am
OMG! She needs to be in our DollPorn!
Comment by mavis — October 2, 2007 @ 10:20 am
Legs that stretch for miles!
Horrorshow! Horrorshow! Horrorshow!
Comment by popsiclestick — October 2, 2007 @ 10:23 am
and once shaken, you can rest your drink on her butt!
Comment by Sheils — October 2, 2007 @ 11:02 am
Anyone else remember Tressy dolls? Early 1960s?
Comment by Eve — October 2, 2007 @ 11:36 am
oh i have 2 of them…in the box!!! “go go girl drink mixer”
Comment by Howie Pyro — October 2, 2007 @ 12:16 pm
I hear she’s going to school to become a dental hygienist and she’s going to leave the tawdry world of bump-n-grind drink mixing behind.
Comment by Pissah — October 3, 2007 @ 10:51 am
I LOVE IT!
Comment by Wiggy — October 11, 2007 @ 5:25 am