Lethal Dose

Howie and I have now been trading via text message. It’s sad, really, because you realize you’re inundated with vanity plates and you have to choose the “best” ones. The horror!

LOBSTR1 (hmm - a “Tingler” fan?)

why bother with personal ads when you can use your car? Howie spotted this:
I (HEART)2KUOUT (either that, or he … removes hearts?)

then this AM i saw a response:

OK Y NOT

this one would be in the “anything goes” column - tho it was an out-of-state plate, i kid you not:
FISTER

Maybe this one likes to peep on him:
GUYSPY

I saw Superman at Bed, Bath and Beyond on Saturday:
U2CNFLY

Too bad he didn’t apprehend
LOV LIL
as her hag daughter shoved a shopping cart in an empty spot before speeding away.

oh, the glamorous life of a court reporter!
RPTINCRT

That’s almost as bad as those “I support Cops” stickers that people use in vain hopes of getting out of a speeding ticket.

Mavis’ response to the last round of CClomps was too good to leave in the comments section:

Not limited to LA, hon! I’ve seen:

SHAGGR (and variations on that theme–it is NC, after all!)

MPOTNT ( I told you about this one–why advertise your flaccid state?)

Oh, and the stick figure families have made it here too. My FAVORITE one was in Myrtle Beach on the back of a mini-van. The usual line-up, complete with dog and cat, BUT “daddy’s” head was missing and a big X went over his “body”! I cackled at the bitter ex wife having to ferry around her brats, while ex hub was probably spending the child support cash at the video poker machines and titty bars of MB!