The Minnesota Toe Licker!
Thank god for The Smoking Gun, where today’s “It’s a John Waters World” comes from. You can’t make this stuff up! And he wins, handsfeet-down, the Best Mugshot Ever award.
SEPTEMBER 11–Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.” Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passersby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped. (1 page)
The AP wrote it almost as funny:
ST. PAUL (AP) — Police said a man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes. Commander Kevin Casper said the attack was “weird sexual behavior.”
I would say weird all around, wouldn’t you?
And the CBS local adds in another detail:
The victim told police that she was too shocked and scared to do anything. Davis then tried to suck her neck but as he approached her some people walked by and he took off.
Howie Pyro noted this remarkable resemblance:
(thanks, Howie!)
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Ya know, sometimes just robbing people isn’t enough. Ya gotta kick it up a notch before one has to “toe” the line.
Comment by Lynda — September 12, 2007 @ 4:06 pm
wow!! is he a relative of the crying demons guy???
Comment by Howie Pyro — September 12, 2007 @ 4:17 pm
I didn’t know Howie did blackface!
Comment by Scab Tooth — September 12, 2007 @ 5:42 pm
OK, cmon…the guy is clearly yanking the photographer’s chain for some reason or other…
Comment by actor212 — September 12, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
Well Kinky is as kinky does! Some people just don’thave the brains to get in out of the rain. He would have gotten away with everything if he would just have taken his loot and ran. Talk about STUPID!!!!
TURA SATANA
Comment by Tura Satana — September 12, 2007 @ 8:04 pm
Didn’t his mother ever tell him that if he does that, his eyes will get stuck that way?
Comment by SerenaJames — September 12, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
This man has UNLIMITED potential in the Republican Party. Heckuca job, Carlton!
Comment by Dan — September 13, 2007 @ 12:41 am
Bless his heart! Wonder what the “backstory” is there…If you’re going to get a mug shot, might as well make it a “keeper”!
Comment by mavis — September 13, 2007 @ 5:21 am
I THINK THIS DUDES PURPOSE WAS TO SUCK THE TOES AND WHATEVER ELSE HE COULD. THE LOOT WAS JUST A REASON TO GET CLOSE TO HER AND THAT IS SO DISGUSTING- NEXT TIME JUST REMOVE SHOE AND INSERT FOOT!
Comment by CANDYCE — September 13, 2007 @ 5:52 am
I think this cat could’ve definitely hung with our man Mr. Butch!
Comment by Pissah — September 13, 2007 @ 9:45 am