Hurricane Liz!

Filed under:MoreManIsm, lethal hall of fame — posted by Donna Lethal on September 28, 2007 @ 10:57 am

La Liz is at it again - I hope! Mavis and I worship at the Altar of Liz … she’s the Patron Saint of our religion - MoreManIsm.

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smokin’ Liz

Eight-times married Hollywood icon Elizabeth Taylor could be heading for yet another trip down the aisle as she declared her love for a wealthy businessman she met last year in Hawaii. She told showbiz bible Variety: “Jason Winters is one of the most wonderful men I’ve ever known and that’s why I love him. “He bought us the most beautiful house in Hawaii and we visit it as often as possible.”

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Goddess Liz being rightfully worshipped. I’m glad she dyed her hair back to black … white didn’t flatter those violet eyes.

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Some attendees of the Church of MoreManIsm.

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Liz presides over MoreManIsm Mass.

Chills and Fever, woah baby!

Filed under:lethal hall of fame — posted by Donna Lethal on September 27, 2007 @ 11:55 am


“Chills and Fever and Tom Jones.”

Suns of Hollywood

Filed under:Daily Trash — posted by Donna Lethal on September 26, 2007 @ 3:28 pm

I wander around Hollywood alot, usually with Mark. Today as I walked towards The Crossroads of the World a man at a bus stop tried to get my attention:

“Hey! Hey Juicy! JUICY!”

Did he expect me to turn around?

As I was sitting at the Crossroads a man approached me for directions. I couldn’t help but laugh at the irony of being asked for directions at the Crossroads of the World by a lost actor. There’s a cult headquarters in there, too, and I was tempted, but I didn’t. As I pointed out the way, I swear he thanked me by name. If not, it was “Thanks, done,” which doesn’t really make sense.

Walking back to get a coffee, another man walks by me and whispers quietly:

“Sexy.”

Am I supposed to respond to this? What on earth do these men think? Are they thinking? Actually I just answered my own question. Seriously.

Standing on the corner, waiting for the light to change, I see a large man in a white t-shirt and long shorts walking towards me. He has a crew cut, but not a “cool” one … more of the “mental patient” variety. In fact, his chin seems pulled towards his chest in a magnet-like way. He stops and vomits in a trash can.

I turn away quickly and look up at the Hollywood sign, realizing that in LA, the Hollywood sign is like a second sun. You look up at it to orient yourself, you look up at it out of habit, you stare at it aimlessly, you notice it in your rearview. It’s always there, looking down at you.

Getting back to work, I find that the vomiting man was some kind of foreshadowing: I walked in to hear “mistrial.”

it’s not just me.

Filed under:Daily Trash — posted by Donna Lethal on September 25, 2007 @ 10:25 am

Someone just sent me this with a note: “D, I think you need to come home!”

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What the Fluff? A Tribute to Union Square Invention

It’s the 90th anniversary of Marshmallow Fluff. 1917 was the year when Archibald Query used his genius to mastermind Fluff right here in Somerville’s Union Square. We’re celebrating the creation of this great American foodstuff with a madcap tribute on September 29. Join artists, musical and theatrical performers, inventors, and humorists to pay yummy homage.

“What the Fluff?” is presented by Union Square Main Streets as part of ArtsUnion, an initiative shepherded by the Somerville Arts Council and funded by the Massachusetts Cultural Council.

Saturday, September 29, 2007
4:00 to 7:00 pm
(Raindate Sunday, September 30)
Union Square Plaza, Somerville, MA

http://www.unionsquaremain.org/committees/Special%20Events/fluff%20alt.html

Bad-girl news roundup

Filed under:Daily Trash — posted by Donna Lethal on September 24, 2007 @ 12:09 pm

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in Miami …

A 14-year-old boy asked his bigger, older sister to buy him juice. She bought the wrong kind. Then they argued.

She ended the argument by plunging a knife into his stomach, Miami cops say. The 15-year-old girl was charged Sunday night with aggravated battery with a knife. Her younger brother survived but underwent emergency surgery at Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

The boy had asked his sister ”to buy him a specific type of juice. When she came came back with the wrong type of juice, they started an argument over the juice. The argument became violent,” a police report said.

The girl admitted to a Miami police officer that her brother never touched her, although “the victim attempted to hit her. At that point, she stabbed him.”

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Meanwhile, this Indiana gal got what every teenage girl doesn’t want: a kid!

A teenage girl faces charges for stealing a van with a child in the backseat.

Ed Aldridge stopped at a Stevensville gas station last month and left his van running with his 8 year old daughter Kaelie asleep inside. When Aldridge returned, his van and daughter were gone. Luckily, Kaelie was later found unharmed at a nearby motel.

Berrien County police say the 16-year old teen has been arrested and faces charges for unlawfully driving a vehicle away. They say she claims to have taken the van to get her friend and herself back to the Benton Township Area.

Um, but why would you leave your car running with your kid in it, and the door unlocked? Arrest the father!

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Those girls in England are even worse:

A girl aged 15 told yesterday how she thought that she would die during a beating from two fellow schoolgirls who fell on her like “wild animals”.

A photograph of Bethany James taken by her mother as she lay in hospital graphically illustrates the problem of school bullying. The blood from her cuts cannot hide the bruises and swelling emerging above her nose, eye sockets and cheekbones.

You can see the gruesome pic here.

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Oh, Canada!

At about 6:15 p.m., three females - aged 17, 18, and 24 - were punched and kicked by a group of six female youths aged 14 to 18.

“After they separated, one of the girls took her cellphone and called police, and when the other group saw this, three of them came back and continued the assault,” said Halifax Regional Police spokesman Const. Jeff Carr.

One victim was taken to hospital after being kicked in the head and was later released; another had her glasses broken.

On Friday, a 15-year-old female turned herself in at police headquarters in relation to the attack. She was released Friday night and is scheduled to appear in Halifax youth Court at a later date to face charges of assault causing bodily harm and assault.

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Meanwhile, in Hawaii, this gal found her boyfriend cheating:

Kaimi was arrested today at a relative’s Mokiawe Street home at 8:23 a.m. for investigation of first-degree criminal property damage.

According to police, Kaimi saw her boyfriend and another woman in his car today at about 6:30 a.m. She allegedly rammed her boyfriend’s car from behind and rammed it three more times during a pursuit.

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Not quite the way to get out of traffic court:

A 20-year-old San Rafael woman was arrested Thursday on suspicion of making bomb threats - one of which caused officials to evacuate the Marin Civic Center on Aug. 24. Amanda Rodas was arrested at her job in Corte Madera and booked at Marin County Jail. She was released after posting $20,000 bail.

She was arrested by sheriff’s deputies on suspicion of making a false bomb report regarding a government agency, which is a felony, said Detective Ryan Petersen.

More than 1,000 Civic Center workers and civilians were evacuated from the San Rafael complex after a handwritten note was discovered in a courthouse elevator warning that a bomb would explode that morning. The buildings were cleared for nearly an hour.

A second note was found after people returned to the buildings.

Petersen said Rodas was in the courthouse at the time, waiting for traffic court.

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Woah! “Exchange of bodily fluids” is not the way to avoid taxi fare:

A Tennessee woman has been charged with three felonies for allegedly assaulting officers who attempted to arrest her for failing to pay a $12 cab fare.

Mary Ann Babbitt, 42, was charged Wednesday with assault on a police officer, a Class C felony, exchange of bodily fluids by contact, a Class C felony, resisting arrest, a Class C felony, and theft of property, a Class B misdemeanor.

South Central District Judge Thomas Schneider set bond for Babbitt at $5,000 cash because of her lack of ties to the community, Morton County State’s Attorney Allen Koppy said.

Acting Mandan Police Chief Dennis Bullinger said Taxi 9000 reported that a passenger would not pay her $12 cab fare around 1 a.m. Tuesday.

Officers said the woman was not compliant while they took the report, Bullinger said. He said the woman kicked one officer and spit in the face of another while they attempted to arrest her. The officers had to put a “spit hood” over the woman’s head to avoid being spit on, he said.

The woman began hitting her head against the window of the patrol car she was placed in, and an officer said she kicked him several times in the chest when he tried to get her to stop hitting her head, Bullinger said.

PS. and the perfect visual is found here at The Smoking Gun’s “Skinmates” gal-mugshot-gallery.

Cooley Clomps of the week

Filed under:cooley clomps — posted by Donna Lethal on @ 10:02 am

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Spade sez: “Oh it’s been a bad one. And now that Howie is my cohort, it’s double trouble. It’s like poison ivy or bad architecture … once you see it, you realize it’s everywhere.”

This week:

HKRSHNA
(on a large SUV cutting lanes on freeway)

BEAUTY3

LV2SHOP

2ABFAB

proof that of course in LA, you are what you drive:
SXY LXY

PYWRIT

JUNGOVER

JBOHMSS*

*not technically a clomp, this one is pretty clever - it was the “007″ sticker that helped me figure it out: JB On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

Kiddie a Go-Go

Filed under:baby jesus, lethal hall of fame — posted by Donna Lethal on September 21, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

Shoe Fink!

Filed under:It's a John Waters World — posted by Donna Lethal on September 20, 2007 @ 6:54 pm

MARTINSBURG, W.Va. — A man who made more than 600 telephone calls to a shoe store and other businesses to ask women about their shoes and feet must pay a $200 fine.

James Lee Fink, 31, placed 119 calls from his cell phone to the Chambersburg (Pennsylvania) Mall, 513 calls to a Holiday Inn in Havelock, North Carolina, and 17 calls to a Comfort Inn in Chambersburg between January 1 and May 8, 2006, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Jeff Bopp said Thursday.

The caller would ask the women what kind of shoes they were wearing and whether they would show him their feet if he came into their store.

The man identified himself as Brian Thompson, but State Police used phone records to link the telephone number to Fink, whose last known address was in Martinsburg.

Fink pleaded guilty to harassment in August in Franklin County Court in Pennsylvania. He was sentenced Wednesday.

In addition to a fine, Franklin County Court Judge John Walker ordered Fink to serve a year on probation. Fink also was ordered to stay away from The Shoe Department in Frederick, Maryland, and one woman whom he continuously harassed.

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Well, if my name was Fink, I’d probably call myself “Thompson” too. Doesn’t that mean he’ll just move on to other shoe stores, though? Tarantino should make a movie about him!

Glamour

Filed under:lethal hall of shame, mistakes — posted by Donna Lethal on @ 11:49 am

Photog Apollo Sputnik visits the LA County Fair.
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Some random Infant of Pragues

Filed under:baby jesus — posted by Donna Lethal on September 19, 2007 @ 4:05 pm

I was watching Green Acres last night and there was a running joke about Imperial Margarine - whenever Oliver took a bite of toast, he got “crowned.” Of course I immediately thought of Mark playing “Imperial Margarine” with his grandmother’s Infant of Prague’s crown. I haven’t looked up Baby J’s or IOPs on ebay for awhile and this was the first thing that came up!
INFANT OF PRAGUE PLASTIC CROWN OR KING’S CROWN FOR DOLL
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Up for auction is this estate find crown for the Infant of Prague statue or could be a king’s crown. It is plastic but if you are missing a crown this would look nice.

Dammit! I have been missing a crown and this would look great.

With a description like this, you know I had to look:
Infant of Prague Gown-Mint Green/Emerald-EMBELLISHED!!

The color of the reversible cape is a beautiful sequined Lime green on the outside, and the inside is an emerald green satin embellished with hand-beaded rhinestones and lime sequins, and the mint green gown has hand-beaded and sequined lace trim, with a beautiful embroidered starburst with IHS in the center……….FABULOUS!!

Check out the IOP/Liberace relaxing in the comfort of his own home:
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How could I not look at one owned by a nun?
Nuns Vintage Dressed Life Like Infant Of Prague
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Look at his scary bloodshot eyes … he wants to kill you!

It is a beautiful life like Infant of Prague. Look at the love in His eyes. He is wearing a cream color satin and lace dress. With a beautiful under slip. The cape is a red satin. There are clear jewels all over dress and side of the cape. He also has paper wrapped around His base so His dress looks full. I have left as found … This is a charming piece’s for those that appreciate the older Catholic items.

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Oh my god! That is just wrong, wrong, wrong.


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