5,000 Fingers of Dr. who?
Every day, at work, my coworker and I comment on the smudgy finger marks on our computer screens. Every day we wipe them off.
This morning I came in and before I turned my computer on, I looked at it from the side and there they were: multiple little fingerprints, all over the screen.
I wiped them off again.
Now, I understand being an industrial cleaning service and why that job would suck. You throw away water bottles, people get mad. So you stop throwing them away. You get your kicks by throwing away their cups. Whatever. You want my crackers, go ahead, I don’t mind. I mean, just because you haven’t yet doesn’t mean you can’t. Fish oil tablets and vitamins? Help yourself! Spare makeup? Please! Anyone who knows me can tell you that I wish the entire world would wear makeup.
But why the smudgy fingerprints? Are you in here, late at night, with my computer on, pointing at something? Oh no, that just gave me a bad thought. Then again, if someone wanted to hang out and use my computer, they could find a much better office to do it in.
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Break out the antibacterial spray, I’m on a tear.
