Lethal Dose

Saturday, November 25, 2006

animals, raw meat, and …

back from the desert. i hate leaving, i want to stay forever. will post pix etc soon but had to share this amazing pick up attempt i was fortunate enough to witness at the “food 4 less.”

creepy guy in late 50s, sparse hair, large glasses, white pants. holding a large pack of ribs.
approaches clerk as she is “arranging” the meat packages. she’s slim, brown hair, a cut above the usual desert trash you find in there (i’m not a snob, i was in there too.)

man: can you feed a puppy raw meat?
clerk: um … i don’t know. i never did.
man: well i feed my other dog raw meat, but he’s old.
clerk: yeah, i don’t know what to tell you. i don’t have a dog.
man: so - you married?
clerk: YES I AM.