It’s Christmastime and that means lots of Baby Jesus! They are everywhere - big, fat, blonde-curled, well-fed non-Jewish-looking Baby J’s.
Check out these Fabulash Baby J:

What happens when Satan, I mean, Santa, meets his Christmas nemesis, Baby J?

‘when are you going to get that Christmas is about me now?’
Baby Opie Jesus! He’s the redheaded stepchild of Mary and Joseph:

Are they making him lay on a doormat made out of spaghetti?
Oh, this poor Baby J has a black eye and is held aloft by a giant!

We have the dresses for the baby Jesus in our store. We will have more dresses and sizes and chairs coming soon! This Niño Dios has brown glass eyes . the diaper comes in shades of beige.
I don’t know where that store is, but gift cards would be an appropriate lethal gift …
This one has a nice french manicure and is wearing a brass hat!

Oh wait, it’s a halo! I want one (the portable halo, that is.)
And despite Proposition 8, some Baby Jesuses did come out of the closet this year:

He is known as the “Divino niño” and indeed he is Divine!
This just looks painful:

Like chicken in a basket, but with Baby Jesus:

And I debated for a few seconds about whether to post this one at all, because it’s one of the most frightening things I’ve ever seen:

THE HORROR!